Been looking for place to crash close to Super Bowl 50? We’ve got just what you need!
If you need a place to stay for the Super Bowl, you should check out this $200-a-night metal shed
Okay, so it’s not the Hilton, but it is a structure with four walls and a roof. Not just that, but it also has, actually, just read the description:
You’ll be comfortably nestled away in our messy backyard in an expansive metal shed, which is tastefully appointed with two air mattresses, and an antique table(old wooden box). Relax in one of our 3 uncomfortable dirty plastic chairs while reading, or catching up on the latest Reddit posts! We have made every effort to provide for your comfort and enjoyment, with touches like the antique floor lamp made from a miniature carousel horse-that we pulled out of a curbside “free” pile. Or luxuriate, while soaking your feet in the metal tub that you may conveniently fill with the garden hose(your kitchen faucet/shower/washing up appliance).
There really is a nice hose for you to use! It might also be a snake. I really can’t tell.
Can’t sleep without some tires around you? They’ve got you covered.
Can’t tell if there’s a bidet or not. You’ll have to call ahead and ask.
Listen, we’re not recommending you stay in what is clearly a murder shed that would cost you $252 just to stay the night before the Super Bowl, but we are saying if you do we would like for you to keep us updated.
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