This 18-year-old soccer player can juggle his gum back into his mouth

Before Wednesday’s match between Borussia Dortmund and Union Berlin, 18-year-old Felix Passlack spit his gum onto his legs and juggled it back into his mouth, even when he botched his first attempt.

It’s a mesmerizing feat, but also: That’s gum. That’s food you put in your mouth, and typically avoid putting in contact with anything that isn’t your mouth. If the gum fell onto the ground, I don’t know if Passlack would’ve put it back in his mouth anyway. We’ll never know, thankfully.

Anyway, Passlack’s now in the pantheon of athletes who can successfully juggle their food — sometimes into their mouths — like the Cubs’ Javier Baez and pro golfer Jordan Spieth. Y’all are pretty gross.