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Texans stick rookie teammate with $16,000 dinner bill

In the NFL, the practice of sticking a bunch of young dudes with a ridiculous bill has become commonplace, but KJ Dillon of the Houston Texans wasn’t one of bunch of young dudes getting stuck with it. He was on his own.

There is a lot to be said about this bill, but perhaps the best part is ordering 22 glasses of extra fancy Hennessy at $350 a pop. The stuff you can get at CVS in a plastic bottle tastes pretty great already, so I can’t imagine it’s worth the price upgrade. Feel free to prove me wrong though, Hennessy. I can send you my address or whatever.

The good news for KJ Dillon is he at least probably got a big, hearty meal out of the deal.

Oh, or just some salad.

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