- There is a man named Roman Fedortsov who works as a deep sea fisherman in Russia.
- He posts pictures of the most alien creatures he encounters.
- The Moscow Times recently drew attention to these photos and Gizmodo did a deep dive (fishing term) through his feed ...
- ... and I will no longer be able to sleep at night.
A deep sea fisherman is posting pictures of ocean creatures if you want to never sleep again
Here are some deep sea creatures, ordered by how loud I would scream if it brushed against my leg while I was swimming.
9. I think I’m OK with this one, actually.
That’s a nice shade of blue.
8. I’m hollering, but something nice like “Hey, pals!”
I actually want to be friends with these fish?
7. I’m for sure screaming, but only because I’m screaming even if a piece of kelp brushes my leg.
Not really sure what this is, tbh.
6. “Whoa there!”
It looks mad!
5. “I CAN SEE INTO IT’S BODYYYYYYY”
OK, here we go. Are we still on Earth?
4. “EEEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE”
Please kill it or me.
3. sdfasdfzfaskfhaskjfhasdkljfhasklfjashf
Is that like, all a mouth?
2. [Screaming internally]
Not even sure which part of this touching my leg would be the worst.
- I am letting out a shriek that will echo into the abyss for eternity.
Get me off this planet.
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