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5 anti-Valentine’s Day cards for unromantic sports fans

Valentine’s Day can be great, but if you don’t have someone to share it with, it can be a drag. Even looking for a Valentine can feel worse than not having one to begin with. After all, you can end up being a Ralph Wiggum this year. Even worse, you can be an Aaron Rodgers and just sit there in disappointment, knowing that you didn’t receive any Valentine’s cards this year.

But we have you covered in 2016. While you forgo any Valentine’s Day plans for, say, the NBA All-Star Weekend festivities, you can prepare a few of these grams. Valentine’s Day blows. Go sports!

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