On the evening of Feb. 16, 2016, J.J. Watt tweeted the most J.J. Watt tweet of all time.
J.J. Watt has strong breakfast opinions and is very serious about them
I'm just gonna be honest, if you don't like french toast, waffles, bacon & eggs, pancakes, etc. We're gonna have a tough time being friends.
— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) February 17, 2016
Could this tweet have been more J.J. Watt? Sure. He could have ended it with a link to a GIF of him flipping a tire, or his favorite Breaking Benjamin music video. He went with this though, and it was perfect.
You are reading that right. J.J. Watt considers the fact that he likes foods that people eat for breakfast to be one of his defining traits as a person. That's right. Do you like pancakes and syrup? You're basically J.J. Watt. Like bacon? J.J. Watt. Pop-Tarts? Sure, who gives a shit. J.J. Watt. More beer in the race to get drunk before a hangover kicks in? Yeah, you're J.J. Watt.
Here is a reported list of other things J.J. Watt looks for in a friend:
- Breathes oxygen
- Uses feet, not hands, for walking
- Uses hands, not feet, for lifting cups to drink out of
- Capable of blinking
- Against murder
If you check all J.J.‘s boxes, shoot him a message on Twitter. I’m sure he’d love to hear from his new best friend.
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