Charles Barkley’s rendition of ‘One Shining Moment’ is the terrifying disaster you’d expect

Boss: We need a way to promote that we’re airing the National Championship Game this year. We want something people will remember and definitely not get disgusted thinking about. Any ideas?

Jim: What if we got Charles Barkley to sing? I bet he has a lovely singing voice.

Boss: Jim, you’ve done it again. Here’s a million dollars. Go take a vacation for the next six weeks.