In case you're wondering, the mascots have to go through security. Here's the shocker getting wanded pic.twitter.com/veFLxVbWek
— Shawn Krest (@KrestACCWriter3) March 19, 2016
The Wichita State Shocker is getting thoroughly explored by security
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Ever wonder what happens to mascots at security? We sure did. One would think that a mascot costume is the perfect way to sneak contraband into an arena, and it seems security feels the same way. Wichita State faces Miami in the NCAA Tournament on Saturday and the Shocker is being thoroughly wanded before entering the game.
This has all sorts of opportunities for a new line of sports erotic fiction. We saw it happen with Gronk, and now we can get such literary works as “Wanding the Shocker,” “Exploring Big Red” and “Ramses’ Horn.” It’s perfect.
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