This green-jacketed man posing with The Naked Cowboy is definitely not Masters champ Danny Willett
Danny Willett, PGA champ over Jordan Spieth. Today in Times Square
Posted by The Naked Cowboy on Monday, April 11, 2016
Hey, wow, the big city! The Big Apple! Times Square, the center of the center of it all, the skyscraper lair of the Naked Cowboy! And who’s that with him in the green jacket -- my god, is it Danny Willett, newly crowned Masters champ and snatcher of Spiethian hopes and dreams?
No. We have no idea who this is. He is definitely not Danny Willett. He does not look remotely like Danny Willett. Is this a late show prank? Are the good Iowans and lost Parisians of Times Square being Kimmel’d before our eyes? Is Danny Willett now so big that he has his very own Elmo-style impersonator in Times Square?
Who knows? All we can say is: no, Naked Cowboy, that is not Danny Willett.
