Shaq fires a fish gun and makes friends with a chicken in esports commercial
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
There’s a whole lot going on here, so let’s discuss this. Basketball analyst and Inside the NBA host Shaquille O’Neal is turning his attention to esports thanks to TBS’s new show, E-League. Since Shaq is already a Turner employee he decided to dive inside Counter Strike: Global Offensive -- literally. The result is goofiest, yet oddly endearing commercial imaginable.
Top Five Shaq quotes from his CSGO commercial:
1. “Fish gun!”
2. “Nobody’s going to hurt my little chicky baby.”
3. “You go ahead, I’ll watch the chickens.”
4. “Hey man, you want some cheese before we roll out?”
5. “Now you see me, now you don’t. Shaq-o-flage.”
Sure, you might think this was a little too awkward -- but it’s at least 10 times safer for work that when Marshawn Lynch was on a Call of Duty stream.
