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Timbers fans unveil amazing ‘Mars Attacks’ tifo promoting the annihilation of Canada

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

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The Portland Timbers upped MLS’s tifo game by an order of magnitudes on Sunday afternoon when fans unfurled a Mars Attacks banner in honor of the Vancouver Whitecaps. The Cascadia Rivarly continues between the Pacific Northwest’s three top teams, but we hadn’t seen such support for the wanton destruction of a country until now.

It’s not just the tifo itself, it’s the trimmings that make this great. Fans holding supplementary “ACK ACK ACK” banners, and of course, the forever reassuring message “Do not run, we are your friends.”

The scene surrounding the banner being unfurled was even better.

In case you haven’t seen Mars Attacks (why haven’t you seen Mars Attacks?), here’s a helpful scene explaining part of the tifo.

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