Timbers fans unveil amazing ‘Mars Attacks’ tifo promoting the annihilation of Canada


The Portland Timbers upped MLS’s tifo game by an order of magnitudes on Sunday afternoon when fans unfurled a Mars Attacks banner in honor of the Vancouver Whitecaps. The Cascadia Rivarly continues between the Pacific Northwest’s three top teams, but we hadn’t seen such support for the wanton destruction of a country until now.
It’s not just the tifo itself, it’s the trimmings that make this great. Fans holding supplementary “ACK ACK ACK” banners, and of course, the forever reassuring message “Do not run, we are your friends.”
The scene surrounding the banner being unfurled was even better.
"Destroy the Canadian Menace!" #RCTID #RivalryWeek #Tifo pic.twitter.com/ytg72TYeud
— Stumptown Footy (@StumptownFooty) May 22, 2016
In case you haven’t seen Mars Attacks (why haven’t you seen Mars Attacks?), here’s a helpful scene explaining part of the tifo.












