Robin van Persie forgets how to control his legs, trips and falls on easy scoring opportunity

Robin van Persie has at times been one of the best strikers in the world, but at other times he has done stuff like this.

Everyone has looked like this at some point while trying to play soccer. Not everyone is a professional soccer player rumored to be going back to the Premier League, though.

The good news is it was a friendly, so he can claim he was just rusty. Better to pretend he spent the summer on a bender and not even thinking about soccer than accept responsibility for what just happened on the field.