What makes a dog good?
This question has been the subject of scholarly debates in the annals of human history from the dawn of time. But we have a strong answer: a dog is made good when it races other dogs across the ice.
But what if said dogs leave messes on the ice, delaying the game?
The answer is as Socrates said so long ago: “Thy dogs are still good. Lo, it is thine masters that bear the burden of bad.”
Good dogs.
