Bears players have nicknamed Mitchell Trubisky ‘The Pretty Boy Assassin’ and the team is running with it.
31 questions we have about Mitchell Trubisky’s new nickname ‘The Pretty Boy Assassin’
We need answers.
We have some questions:
- Is he a pretty boy who is also an assassin?
- Or does he assassinate pretty boys?
- Or is his name Pretty, the boy assassin?
- Is there a Pretty Boy Assassin’s creed?
- Trubisky has only beaten Joe Flacco, Carson Palmer and Marcus Mariota does that them pretty boys?
- Where was Trubisky on Nov. 22, 1963?
- He’s only completed 48 percent of his passes. Do all Pretty Boy Assassins shoot .500?
- Is there a school where you can learn to become a Pretty Boy Assassin?
- Who was the first person to call him a Pretty Boy Assassin?
- Does the man next to him realize that it is Mitchell Trubisky, Pretty Boy Assassin?
- Do I need to hire security to make sure I’m not Trubisky’s next victim?
- Does this mean the Bears will beat the Patriots for as long as Tom Brady lives?
- Should I be terrified of Mitchell Trubisky?
- Can he bend bullets like in that movie Wanted?
- I’m not a pretty boy, am I safe from Trubisky?
- What does Trubisky have against Pretty Boys?
- Mark: Hi, Bears fan here — do I have to call him “Pretty Boy Assassin?”
- James: Hi, not a Bears fan here — it’s legally binding. This isn’t a question, sorry.
- How much money until I’m safe from Trubisky?
- Does he like killing, or is this a “I’ve got to settle a mob debt” situation?
- Where are the pretty bodies hidden?
- Isn’t Chicago’s REAL Pretty Boy Assassin deep dish pizza?
- Boba Fett vs. Trubisky, who wins?
- Are footballs used as weapons?
- Is there a “Pretty Girl Assassin?”
- How can we become “Pretty Boy Assassins?”
- Five pretty boys walk into a bar: Who does Mitchell kill first, and why?
- Should I make myself uglier?
- Why does Trubisky not like to be called Mitch but he’s totally chill with “Pretty Boy Assassin?”
- If Trubisky finds himself in a Face Off situation and trades faces with John Travolta but remains an assassin then is he still a Pretty Boy Assassin? I’m talking 2017 Travolta, not like Saturday Night Fever Travolta when he was objectively a pretty boy.
- Wasn’t Hansel in Zoolander the first Pretty Boy Assassin? Did he train Trubisky?
