Cristiano Ronaldo’s muscles aren’t mere masses of protein, they’re chiseled perfection given to a mortal by the gods in order for us to feel woefully inadequate. Example 1,789 of this phenomenon: Ronaldo’s legs.
Cristiano Ronaldo’s legs are as chiseled as his abs
Or his legs have abs.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Look at these things. LOOK AT THEM! They look like four legs stacked on top of each other. His thighs are as if someone decided to put a totally-ripped ham on top of a tree branch. I don’t even know what those muscles are on top on his quads. They’re bolted on like legos.
Yes, I know there are body builders with legs like this — yadda, yadda, yadda. I don’t want to hear it. Yes they’re sculpted their bodies into a toned flesh-mass, but they don’t look like Cristiano AND pull off a suit as well as him.
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That’s what’s amazing about Ronaldo’s muscles. He looks like an ordinary beautiful human until he posts a workout pic or lifts his shirt, then you realize there’s really a hidden monster.
Ronaldo is the closest real-life embodiment of Saitama from One-Punch Man.
They’re both lithe super humans who have every right to be bored after conquering everything before them. Dang ... this is just too accurate.
Anyway, shout-out to Cristiano’s dope leg muscles. They’re something else.
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