Let’s be real — even after he’s done playing football (for real this time), Marshawn Lynch could easily have a career in comedy. The man cannot stop saying outrageous things.
Marshawn Lynch thought he could ride a unicycle like Red Panda until he tried to
MARSHAWN!!
Case in point: his interactions with gymnast Red Panda on a new episode of his Bleacher Report show No Script.
“Get up on that high-ass bike,” he says as Red Panda climbs on a “high-ass bike,” indeed.
It’s very clear from the get-go that Lynch isn’t at all familiar with acrobatics, which makes the fact that he thinks he could do it all the funnier.
“I could do that,” he says.
“Oh [bleep], there’s more?” he says 5 seconds later.
The whole thing is hilarious, and made even better by the fact that there’s a part two... where Marshawn attempts to ride the unicycle (kinda)!
Incredible.
“I do this on my spare time, on weekends, sometimes,” he says as producers warn him not to do it.
But when he starts to get on, he sees what they’re saying.
“Yeah, this is kinda high though.”
It’s a great vid because half of it is Marshawn saying hilarious stuff, and the other half is Marshawn exactly as impressed by Red Panda as you are.
It’s something we didn’t know we needed in our lives, but we do, and it’s awesome.
And now we NEED to see Marshawn on a unicycle. Make it happen, people.
