A dog (probably a hater, we’re looking for confirmation) pooped on the sidewalk in front of the Big Baller Brand pop up shop in New York City and immediately created a spectator sport. Customers waiting in line got to watch from front row seats, waiting to see who’d step in it.
A dog took a poop in front of LaVar Ball’s pop up shop and it turned into a spectator sport
If you don’t dump on the sidewalk you’re not a Big Pooper.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
This is a probably the best way to pass the time while waiting in line to buy anything, to be honest. People are going to be laughing at you for lining up to buy BBB products, because it’s the easy joke — so you can laugh at them for stepping in poop. It’s a win-win.
Fans were so amped to get to meet the Ball Family, including this guy — who wasn’t going to let a bit of dog poop rain on his parade.
