The trunk of Odell Beckham Jr’s car is full of secrets. We know this because he told us.
What is Odell Beckham Jr. hiding in his trunk?
There are secrets in there, and we must know them.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
“If I tell u all my secrets then they wouldn’t be secrets...”
This just makes me want to know more. What’s in there? As someone who’s learned everything about life from movies we can narrow this down.
- Luggage. It makes sense it would be in a trunk, but not very secretive.
- Marsellus Wallace’s soul. No light shining out, so that can’t be it.
- The one roadrunner cartoon where Wile E. Coyote spoke but nobody can remember it.
- Presents. This time of year it could be, but now everyone knows his hiding place.
- An entire rotisserie. Would be a hell of a secret. A delicious secret.
- Odell Beckham Jr, a Mississippi accountant whose identity OBJ assumed in 2008.
- A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.
- Roger Goodell, and this is a “kidnap your boss” caper from Christmas Vacation.
- D.B. Cooper’s fortune.
- The Declaration of Independence.
- The code to unlock Shen Long in Street Fighter II.
