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This Diego Maradona statue is so bad it gives Cristiano Ronaldo’s a run for its money

This is special.

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Diego Maradona had a new statue unveiled during a trip to India, and it’s so bad that it’s giving Cristiano Ronaldo’s ugly doppelganger a run for its money.

Unveiled in Kolkata, it’s supposed to represent Maradona during the 1986 World Cup. Except it looks like Sylvester Stallone, if he was asked to be in a small, off-Broadway play about the rise of disco.

Maradona was gracious when the statue was revealed, saying:

“I am not god of football but a simple footballer. I’m happy to be here in Kolkata again. It’s amazing to have my statue here.”

I consider myself a connoisseur of bad statues, and this one is really something special. This looks like Mrs. Doubtfire, if Mrs. Doubtfire was played by Joe Pesci. Heck, even the statue knows its ugly and is searching for the perfect selfie angle.

This has truly been the year of bad statues, and I hope the trend continues forever.

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