Philadelphia Union are hiring a ‘Chief Tattoo Officer’

If you have an affinity for tattoos and sports, then we have good news.

The Philadelphia Union are looking for a CTO, and by CTO I mean Chief Tattoo Officer, not Chief Technology Officer.

This is not a drill.

The Union aren’t playing around with their job search either. The job requires at least five years of experience post-apprenticeship and applicants “Must enjoy tattooing snake designs” because duh.

Can’t wait to see how the business cards look.