Donald Trump hosted the worst Super Bowl party in America
It’s like a wedding ran into a Super Bowl.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
I don’t care if you’re the biggest Donald Trump fan on the planet, you have to admit that this Super Bowl party is the saddest gathering of people since the Red Wedding. There’s so much awful contained in this one photo that we’ll just do a rapid fire checklist of everything the president has done wrong.
- Seating like a dang wedding.
- Football party favors that were bought at Party City.
- Some guests seated with their backs to the screen.
- Everyone is wearing suits and evening wear instead of anything but suits and evening wear.
- THERE’S A VELVET ROPE AROUND TRUMP’S TABLE LIKE A LINE FOR A SOLD OUT MOVIE!
- Uncomfortable-ass chairs that were spray painted gold to look fancy.
- No sign of beer. Lemon water and soda for all in attendance.
This is just horrible top to bottom.
Update: Donald Trump left early because the Patriots were losing badly.
Update 2: And then the Patriots came back to win.
