Rob Gronkowski came off IR to party at the Patriots parade

Rob Gronkowski had a simple goal during the Patriots’ victory parade.

Mission very much accomplished. Gronk came, saw, and conquered every single beer in sight. Now let’s tiptoe through his wonderful afternoon.

The “I’m chilling with my friends” beer.

The “Insulated gloves are handy” beer.

Wait ... hold up a sec. He’s chugging a Bud Light and what looks like an airplane bottle of Crown AT THE SAME DANG TIME. I mean, I love alcohol as much as the next person — but this is up there as one of the worst cocktails of all time. And I say that as the creator of the “Creamy Irishman,” which is when you drop a stick of butter in a Guinness. It made me throw up in college.

Sorry, back to the show.

GRONK SPIKE! You knew that was coming.

Superb technique from Rob here. Eyes on the prize — doesn’t spill a single drop. That’s why he’s a champ.

Oh, no Gronk. Gronk, you don’t eat the can, sir.

The champ is here, and of course he enjoyed his favorite number.