Skip to main content
Come Fan with UsFriday, July 17, 2026

Manny Ramirez’s new contract in Japan includes ‘unlimited sushi’

If you buy something from a link, Vox Media may earn a commission. See our ethics statement.

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Manny Ramirez is smarter than all of us. The former Red Sox slugger signed a new contract to play in Japan’s independent league and his list of demands includes the best contract incentive ever.

Ramirez is getting his own personal car, which seems standard. He doesn’t need to practice if he doesn’t feel like it — which is a great move. On road trips he’ll always have his own suite, which is expected. It’s the last one though ...

  • Unlimited sushi all year long.

There it is! The best contract demand of all time. Manny is picking objectively the best food in the world and getting to gorge himself on it for an entire season. This is such a pro move and ... oh God, he’s going to die of mercury poison, isn’t he?

In any event, unlimited sushi is something every athlete should aspire towards. The Boston Globe translated the contract and there’s no specification where Manny can get sushi from — just “unlimited sushi.” He’ll be playing for the Kochi Island Fighting Dogs, so it feels necessary to tell Manny (just in case he’s reading) about where he needs to leverage his contract clause the best.

The answer, according to Trip Advisor, is Orankuya Main Store. It’s rated as the best dedicated sushi restaurant in the city, and there’s a giant statue of a puffer fish molded into the wall outside.

via Trip Advisor

The restaurant has no website, but it’s rated as “$$-$$$” on Trip Advisor, meaning Manny could easily max out his sushi tab and get the most out of his clause.

See More:

More in Lookit

Lookit
The 2023 cheese rolling champion face-planted, got a concussion, and regrets nothingThe 2023 cheese rolling champion face-planted, got a concussion, and regrets nothing
Lookit

Cheese rolling remains the stupidest, most dangerous sport in the world.

By James Dator
Lookit
There’s a ‘Mighty Ducks’ reboot TV show, and Emilio Estevez is backThere’s a ‘Mighty Ducks’ reboot TV show, and Emilio Estevez is back
Lookit
19 of the most absurd sports photos of the decade19 of the most absurd sports photos of the decade
Lookit

So many memes and funny sports moments to choose from!

By SB Nation Staff
Lookit
The history of the Turkey Leg Award, Thanksgiving’s best traditionThe history of the Turkey Leg Award, Thanksgiving’s best tradition
Lookit

Praise John Madden.

By Jessica Smetana
Lookit
17 sports Halloween costumes ideas for 201917 sports Halloween costumes ideas for 2019
Lookit

Your friends will be saying: “I wish I’d thought of that!”

By SB Nation Staff
Lookit
The ‘Bottle Cap Challenge’ is the newest sport for celebrities, and I’m here for itThe ‘Bottle Cap Challenge’ is the newest sport for celebrities, and I’m here for it
Lookit

Who knew John Mayer had kicking skills?

By James Dator