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Cristiano Ronaldo is day-drinking chocolate wine in his bathrobe and winking at you because he can

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

It’s pretty safe to say that Cristiano Ronaldo lives a pretty good life. He gets to live his childhood dream every day. He’s one of the best players in the world and he is also one of the wealthiest athletes in the world — and sometimes he drinks chocolate wine at 4:30 in the afternoon while wearing a bathrobe.

The thing that’s so beautiful about this clip Ronaldo shared on Instagram is how it slowly unfolds.

At first he’s just waiting for you. Staring into your soul.

Then you feel at ease when he gives you a welcoming smile.

You get lost in his eyes when he takes a gulp of chocolate wine.

Then the split-second of terror when Ronaldo realized he took too big of a sip.

Finally he lets you know everything’s OK — with a wink.

Some people might judge him for day drinking chocolate wine ...

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