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We asked what you’d name your racehorse. Here’s what you said.

What would YOU name your horse?

142nd Preakness Stakes - Previews
142nd Preakness Stakes - Previews
Photo by Matt Hazlett/Getty Images

Saturday is the 2017 Preakness, and during the buildup to the race, we asked Twitter users what they would name their racehorse if they owned one. We got a few responses and most fit these general categories. Here are just a few highlights:

Standard names, but good names nonetheless

These are some good people names, but they don’t necessarily make me want to place a bet on them for a race. The only Todd I will actively root for probably works in human resources and is working on getting a company more benefits for the new year. Sorry Todd, the racehorse.

These horses could win, based on their names

How can you root against a horse named Pretty Good. Unless there’s a horse in the race named Winner or The Best, Pretty Good seems like a safe bet. I say place a reasonable bet on this competitor.

On second thought, He’s the Fastest could be the fastest. This is harder than I initially thought. At least I won’t be placing a bet on Lasty, or maybe that’s what they want me to think.

Sports-themed names

Don’t let this horse winning the race remind you that the Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

I hope Cash Considerations and The Option to Swap Second-Round Picks compete in a race one day.

Horsey McHorseFace

Because, of course.

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