Taiwanese animators have LeBron James pooping, Kevin Love peeing during the NBA Finals

The NBA Finals have begun and familiar storylines are reappearing. People are talking about 3-1 leads and Michael Jordan comparisons, but we haven’t seen things play out quite like TomoNews’ animated rendition.

We’ve seen videos like these before like when Kobe Bryant fought leprechauns and collected Sonic the Hedgehog rings before his retirement, but this latest video is an MVP on its own. Here are just a few things that happen throughout the video:

What’s more insulting that getting dunked on or blocked on by the world’s greatest player? Him pooping on you right after. We hope this isn’t a Finals prediction.

How two poop emojis can magically appear out of one’s shorts without taking them off during a block and dunk is beyond my comprehension. But this makes playing against LeBron James even more distressing that it already is.

Um, did Kevin Love really just pee on Kevin Durant? What makes it weirder is that Love is wearing his old Timberwolves jersey while Durant is wearing his new Warriors gear. Okay, I’m burying the lede here: why is Kevin Love peeing on Durant in the first place and why is he spraying it everywhere as if a fire hydrant just broke? Does Kevin Love only pee during the NBA Finals? Is that why he has been holding it in?

Wait a minute ... Draymond Green doesn’t use his hands to hit opponents in the crotch. He has only used his feet. Completely unrealistic.