Brace yourselves, folks, because we have an important basketball announcement.
Taco Bell is giving out free food because the Warriors are good at basketball
Remember to thank Kevin Durant!
*drumroll*
On Tuesday, June 13, from 2 to 6 p.m., Taco Bell is offering a free Doritos Locos Tacos to everyone — and we can thank Steph Curry, Kevin Durant, and the Warriors for that!
The promotion is happening because the Warriors won on the road during the NBA Finals — so while the team is celebrating last night’s big championship win, you can celebrate with a crunchy, mouth-stabbing bite of a faux-nacho-flavored taco contraption.
A word to the wise ... don’t show up to your local Taco Bell covered in Doritos dust — the terms of the promo say they can turn away “any person they reasonably believe has already received a Taco or has engaged in any other fraudulent activity.”
So wipe that Doritos dust off your chins, taco scammers. They’re on to you.
It’s not as good as a championship ring, sure, but hey — I’ll take what I can get.
