The Warriors should start shopping for a new shooting guard in free agency because I’m not sure that Klay Thompson is ever coming back from his trip to China. He’s hit his peak there. He’s dancing, dunking, dancing some more, and losing arm-wrestling matches to children who tickle him.
Klay Thompson is dancing, dunking, and arm-wrestling his way through China
Klay Thompson is living his best life in China.
On Friday, he re-upped his sneaker deal with Anta, who he is currently touring with, for 10 years worth as much as $80 million. He noted that he wanted to become the Michael Jordan of the company, according to Nice Kicks. He also said he knew he could be “really big in China,” and he absolutely has been this summer.
#ChinaKlay is a legitimate thing that is trending on Twitter. We are all vicariously living through him, striving to be him, and telling our family about his endeavors. If you’re still thinking about Klay in America, you have a lot to catch up on.
Things started when Klay tried to show the people of China what an NBA dunk looks like, and, welp:
Classic.
Next, footage of Klay raging at a club went public:
The crotch-grab spin move here is everything. This is #SummerKlay at his very best, and he’s going to rage like your underage little brother without a care in the world.
Klay also does choreographed dances:
I haven’t even recovered from the last video yet, and here we have Klay backup dancing with a basketball. He dances even after everyone else stops. Nobody can stop #ChinaKlay. Not the music or the two women in front of him.
OK, one person can stop him.
This girl knew the one way to beat the otherwise unbeatable. Tickling his stomach is the only way to get Klay to turn down:
Klay also pulled up for a massive airball in a pickup game.
Klay Thompson in America is good with toasters and shooting basketballs. Klay Thompson in China is good at literally everything. I’m not sure how the Warriors are going to convince him to come back home.
