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We saw these veiny, Neapolitan post Tour de France legs, so now you have to

Sorry, those are the rules.

Paweł Poljański finished 16 stages of the Tour de France and, boy, are his legs tired. Actually, that might be an understatement. His legs are more like a map.

After the grueling cycling, his legs are mostly a veinous Neapolitan set of hot dogs that have been left on the grill for too long. You can tell where his shorts end based on the tan he got from riding in the sun for so long. That happens to everyone. But don’t let that distract you from the fact that his feet are literally blue!

We asked you what his legs looked like. Here’s what you said:

We’re lucky Poljański only turned blue instead of green. Otherwise, every Tour de France competitor would have been in big trouble. Hopefully he has some time to rest so his legs can go back to their normal color. Also, so those veins can chill out with that excessive blood circulation.

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