A brave seagull was almost murdered by a 90 mph pitch today:
A seagull almost got hit by a 90 mph pitch during a Twins-A’s game
Oooh boy, that was close!
Oooh boy, that was close! This brave soul just narrowly squeezed by a pitch from the Minnesota Twins Tyler Duffey. The Oakland A’s Khris Davis was batting at the time and didn’t look too pleased with the extra distraction from the seagull.
My in-depth analysis has determined that these birds had more sinister plans. This game was in the 12th inning. The birds couldn’t take it anymore and were hell-bent on ending the game by whatever means necessary. Here’s proof of the seagulls plotting their master plan:
They even had some on lookout for anything that could sabotage their plans:
One seagull even shit on the Twins Chris Gimenez:
The seagulls finally started raiding the stands for whatever scraps they could find:
I think both teams got the hint, as the game ended shortly thereafter when Yonder Alonso hit a game-winning home run.
Thankfully, no humans were harmed and no birds were Randy Johnson’d.
