Look — I’m not a good dancer. I’ll admit it. It’s tough to catch the rhythm, and sometimes you just look dumb.
Eli Manning looked like he was at a middle school dance in the locker room
Almost dancing with the stars.
But never again will I feel bad about my dancing after watching Eli Manning’s little half-dance thing in the locker room:
What...what is that? It kinda looks like he’s stepping over the world’s smallest jumprope or something. He just kinda... walks in place and luckily catches the beat a few times.
Things Eli Manning dances like:
- A kid at a middle school dance
- A member of a marching band
- C3PO from Star Wars
- A member of the Manning family
- one of those wind-up toys, but a broken one
But hey, at least he’s having fun! Who cares if you’re a good dancer, as long as you’re enjoying it.
That said...I’m not sure I see a season of Dancing with the Stars in Eli’s future.
