Happy Birthday to Tom Brady, who turns 40 today. Proving that age is just a number, ol’ Touchdown Tom is still out there winning Super Bowls, being the best quarterback in the league and he’s ready for another season. It put the Patriots in a quandary: What do you get a man who has everything he needs? LIVE GOATS!
Patriots celebrated Tom Brady’s birthday with REAL GOATS at training camp
5 rings, 5 goats for the GOAT.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Baby goats will be at training camp today, in a makeshift petting zoo for fans who want to say hello to the GOAT — any GOAT. Sure, you might not get to wish Brady a happy birthday in person, but by the laws of transitive property if you say happy birthday to one baby goat, Brady will absorb it through osmosis. Don’t ask me to explain how science works.
This is Sebastian. He’s a rebel who’s not afraid to disobey the rules. Here he is taking his human for a walk along the GOAT letters, despite the Patriots posting clearly marked signs asking him not to. Nobody tells the GOAT what do to.
Honestly, all I’d want for my birthday is some goats. Hopefully Brady also gets a big, delicious, avocado ice cream cake.
