It’s October, which means it’s athlete Halloween costume season and Damian Lillard kicked us off with something purely horrifying.
Damian Lillard dressed like Stone Cold Steve Austin is the stuff of nightmares
Bah gawd he’s wearing Austin’s face!


In many ways the costume is fine. Dame has the shirt, he’s got the jeans, the belt and the swagger — but I have a fundamental problem with the entire rubber mask genre. They always look creepy because of the cold, dead eyes, and this is only accentuated when the mask skirt isn’t stuffed into a shirt.
It looks like Lillard is wearing the removed face of Stone Cold Steve Austin in a ghoulish display of power and villiany. It’s the Hannibal Lector move, but with more beer.
Maybe that was the point all along.












