Cristiano Ronaldo is the world’s worst beer pong player

If Cristiano Ronaldo has made you feel inadequate about your body or your life, then I come bearing a gift. He’s legitimately terrible at beer pong.

Ronaldo calls this his “favorite game,” which is pretty much one-cup beer pong from like three feet away, using a rocks glass and a curiously procured bag of Chuck E. Cheese’s ball-pit balls. Seriously, how did he get these? Did he hijack his children’s toys? Did he order these on Amazon?

In any event, the concept of Ronaldo being utterly terrible at something is so life affirming. I’d kind of just assumed he was brilliant at everything, because he looks like a human who is. I thought he could sit at a piano with no prior practice and belt out some perfect Rachmaninoff. Now I know I could school one of the world’s greatest athletes in a game of quarters.

Dang, this feels so good.