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Phillies pitcher Pat Neshek got lit up by his small child then roasted on Twitter

Not a great day, Pat.

Pat Neshek is a professional baseball player.

His child is just a child.

However, that fact did not stop his son from BLASTING one of Pat’s pitches in the backyard.

First of all, heed the mans instructions: SOUND UP. You need to hear the ding of the bat, the slo-mo moan of a man getting hit with a baseball, and his son’s classic comment:

“I hit him in the weiner?” he asks after turning to the camera.

Which is hilarious — but Blue Jays third baseman Josh Donaldson took to Twitter to roast Neshek in an equally funny way.

Damn.

Luckily, the Phillies pitcher had a comeback ready:

Can’t argue with that!

Also, the catcher in the video is a stuffed giraffe, if you needed another reason to love it. Not sure how well he does with wild pitches, but if Neshek keeps getting lit up like this, it won’t be a problem.

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