Here’s a simple video of Lonzo Ball playing HORSE against Bow Wow and ... oh no.
Bow Wow played Like Mike and beat Lonzo Ball in HORSE
This means Ball’s gotta move to Lithuania, right?


Losing to Bow Wow when you’re in the NBA is bad. I’m confident Markelle Fultz could beat Bow Wow, and he shoots like a small child trying to balance on a step stool to return the cookie jar to the top shelf before mom gets home.
Now, in Ball’s defense, we could have a Like Mike situation going on here. It’s entirely plausible Mr. Wow found MJ’s sneakers and used them to school Ball. It wouldn’t be fair to use magic, but LaVar Ball would totally say turnabout’s fair play if his son had access to magic shoes. In fact, he’s probably going to market the next BBB shoes as magic, with leprechaun beard hair woven into the shoelaces or something.
This is truly the age of BBWBB — Big Bow Bow Baller Brand.











