You came here for jet-pack samurai, we give you jet-pack samurai.
Samurai fighting with jet packs is the futuristic sport we’ve all been waiting for
Yes, please.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
This is the action movie I never knew I needed until now. Just a bunch of samurai with jet packs flying around and attacking each other for honor, and presumably the acquisition of more jet packs.
It’s a jet pack-based economy in my fiction — where only the wealthy are able to acquire more jet packs for their samurai to battle in overhead cloud cities. Damn ... this plot is better than 9/10ths of movies already out there.
Jet-Pack Samurai — Coming Soon.
P.S. I know this is probably fake and they’re on wires or something, but it’s real to me dammit. I just want to believe jet-pack samurai are a thing. Let me be blissfully ignorant.
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