If I could hang out with anyone, it would probably be LeBron James and Justin Timberlake.
Dear LeBron James and Justin Timberlake: Please let me be your friend
Please let me hang out with you guys. Pretty please.
Justin could teach me how to sing and dance, LeBron could teach me how to dunk, and then we could spend our nights drinking bottles of expensive wine and laughing together as only incredibly wealthy best friends can.
So as you can imagine, this week was hard for me, because LEBRON AND JUSTIN WERE HANGING OUT AT EVERY TURN.
First, we had JT at the Cavs game, having a SECRET MEETING with LeBron on live television while the rest of us chumps just had to sit there and figure out what they were saying.
“Hey LeBron, it’s so great that we’re friends.”
“Isn’t it? Let’s talk under our shirts so people can speculate fruitlessly on sports blogs about what we’re saying.”
“Great call! Love you man!”
*both laugh like rich guys on a yacht*
And then later, LeBron listen to JT songs on his Instagram story for like an hour.
This is like when one of your friends writes a flowery Instagram post about one of your other friends and you like it, but you’re also like “dang you don’t ever write these about me.”
But nothing could compare to that night, when LeBron went to Justin’s concert and got brought up on stage to DO SHOTS WITH JT.
What an incredible moment. It’s honestly really awesome to see LeBron celebrating with his friend in his city while everyone goes wild.
But, also, it kinda hurts that I couldn’t be there, doing shots with my best friends at a concert. It makes me feel like we’re not actually that close, guys.
So if you’re reading this, LeBron and Justin, consider it my official application for entry into the friend group. I promise not to be annoying in the group chat, always root for the Cavs (or, uh, Lakers next year) and always let you guys have the aux cord in my car.
I look forward to hearing from you soon.
