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This poor baseball pug got scared half to death by the Philly Phanatic’s gross tongue

Not cool, Phanatic.

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

I’ll never forgive the Philly Phanatic for betraying this innocent pug’s trust.

Here’s the thing with pugs: They can’t help being pug-like. While other dogs get the benefit of having extending snouts to do their smelling, the valiant pug needs to get its muzzle all up in a sniff target to have any chance of sniffdom. The Phanatic knew this, so when there was some schnoz-on-schnoz action the mascot protruded its phallic hell tongue directly into the poor pug’s face.

The pug didn’t sign up for this harassment. It just wanted to see a baseball game and perhaps sniff a giant green weirdo. This was simply uncalled for.

#TeamPug

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