Sometimes nature calls. Sometimes it rings every morning on a football field. Thomas Tramaglini, a superintendent with Kenilworth Public Schools in New Jersey, is being accused of turning his workplace into his toilet.
Police caught the person pooping on a New Jersey high school football field. It was the superintendent.
A track and a field? This is sports.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Tramaglini was cited on Monday for public urination or defecation, discarding and dumping of litter, and lewdness — according to USA Today. The school resource officer at Holmdel High School was alerted by staff that they were finding human feces near the school’s track “on a daily basis,” leading to a school led poop sting operation.
School staff began monitoring the field, trying to get the scoop on the pooper before allegedly seeing Tramaglini pooping in the woods at 5:45 a.m. He was identified, leading to the citations being filed.
There’s no reported reason why the school superintendent decided to poop on the field, or why he would wait to a poop at a high school. There are some things humans just aren’t prepared to know.
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