Raccoons and octopi have one thing in common: If they were the size of humans and were bipedal we would all be doomed. Need proof? Look at this tiny evil genius.
This genius raccoon should be President of Trashville
So much dedicated for a handful of seeds.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
HE UNSCREWED THE BASE WITH HIS TINY FEET HANDS!
The dedication is what’s really impressive here. I’ve never seen anyone so in love with seeds that they would become a contortionist to get that sweet, sweet bird seed — but raccoons are like this. It’s why raccoons are so amazing and impressive and devilish, all rolled into one amazing furry package.
Everyone should bow down to our trash king.
