The John Wick series is objectively the best thing to happen to action movies since Die Hard, and this week we got a sneak peak at the set of John Wick 3 — HE’S ON A HORSE!
John Wick is riding a horse and I’m all about this life
He’s back, in horse form.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
This video has me thinking: What if we Wick-ified the Olympics. Hear me out: Equestrian could use a jolt of excitement to bring in those TV dollars. Don’t argue with me, I’m a cricket fan — so that makes me an expert in boring sports.
Now, imagine for a second that you have regular people doing equestrian stunts. Then after 30 seconds John Wick gets released into the stadium on a horse with a paintball gun. You have to complete the course, at which point your deductions are totaled WITH a point lost for each time you’ve been hit with a paintball by John Wick.
I don’t care that he’s a fictional character. He’s real to me dammit.
