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Derek Jeter and Jeb Bush don’t have the money to buy the Marlins yet
Wednesday’s Say Hey, Baseball looks at the far-from-finished Marlins sale, Eric Thames responding to controversy, and Chris Coghlan flying.


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Buying a Major League Baseball team is a complicated process. First, the current owner of a team has to agree to sell and doesn’t necessarily have to pick the highest bidder, either. Take Derek Jeter and Jeb Bush and their bid for the Marlins, which was reportedly approved by current owner Jeffrey Loria on Tuesday.
While Loria is willing to sell to these two famous people, Jeter and Jeb! would just be minority owners in the club: The reality is that they are short “hundreds of millions” in financing to reach the agreed-upon $1.3 billion sale price, according to the Wall Street Journal.
There are a few potential futures here. One sees Jeter and Bush failing to secure the necessary financing in their bid to become the public face and control person, respectively, for the Marlins, and their bid is rejected by MLB. Another future sees MLB slobbering all over itself to get Famous People into its ownership group and attention paid to the league and the Marlins, and so it sells the team to Jeter and Bush along with a whole lot of debt that they then need to pay it off. MLB will allow Team Please Clap for RE2PECT up to $350 million in debt, which means they need to come up with about $1 billion among themselves and investors.
While that might sound ridiculous, when the Padres needed to sell due to a divorce last decade, MLB agent Jeff Moorad stepped in with a whole lot of money he didn’t have, and MLB approved that sale. The move crippled the Padres’ finances, as Moorad had money to pay off his debt for buying the team but not to invest in the roster itself. It got to the point where fans were overjoyed when the payroll finally climbed back over $50 million: For some context, the Rays had a $63 million payroll the same season.
Last, and maybe — hopefully — the most likely, is that Jeter and Bush are considered legitimate enough faces for the Marlins that investors line up now that a deal has been pre-approved. That would be good for the Marlins, who can get out from under Loria without being put in another awful situation, and good for baseball, which could avoid swapping out one kind of problem for another in its cadre of owners. We’ll just have to wait and see how desperate MLB is to move on from Loria, though.
- Chris Coghlan threw himself over the head of Yadier Molina on Tuesday to score a run, and succeeded both because of excellent form on his dive and Molina’s instinct to duck and cover when a man launched himself at him.
- Eric Thames hit another homer, and MLB decided he needed his second drug test in a week. Yeah, these are definitely random tests; we totally believe you.
- Thames had a fantastic response to this, saying that if MLB thinks he’s on something, then test him every day because “I have a lot of blood and urine.”
- The NFL draft forced the Marlins to stay in Delaware for their series with the Phillies, because all the hotels in Philly were already booked. See, they need Ole Captain Jetes.
- Manager Don Mattingly and president of baseball operations Michael Hill are expected to be retained under new ownership of the Marlins.
- With Loria selling the Marlins, now is a good time to remember how MLB and Bud Selig forced all of this into being in the first place 15 years ago.
- Trea Turner hit for the cycle and drove in seven runs for the Nationals on Tuesday.
- Craig Goldstein has an intriguing theory on how the goal to get the starter out of the game isn’t working quite like it used to.











