Here at SB Nation, we like to encourage reckless behavior swirling around sports, and as everyone knows, doing stupid things will likely carry with them the stipulation of long lasting consequences. This such occasion is no different.
SB Nation Vs. TBL, Velasquez Vs. Lesnar: Consequences Will Never Be The Same
Our very own warrior poet -- Zak Woods -- has willingly entered into an agreement will fellow sports writer -- CRM -- of 'The Big Lead' fame. The two have placed a bet on this weekend's heavyweight title between Brock Lesnar and Cain Velasquez, the only fight in recent memory to warrant this kind of action. As these two titans of the cage collide at UFC 121, so too will our own set of heros risk life and limb in the night's main event.
Zak ‘Hobo Dancer’ Woods is aligning his hopes and dreams with Cain Velasquez, while ‘Cousins of Ron Mexico’ CRM has decided to hitch his wagon to Brock Lesnar.
The Terms-
Winner receives a walkout t-shirt on the other’s dime.
Loser must shave their head into a mowhawk. Facial hair must be fashioned into a fu manchu.
Video and or photos must be made public.
Tale of the Tape-
CRM
From: The desert of MMA aka New York
Physique: Liddellian (the beer drinking variety not the nude training variety)
Highlight of career: “I interviewed GSP and Kos before this season of TUF I told Kos that he had gotten under GSP’s skin and Kos said I was the first one to tell him that that’s the highlight of my career.”
Favorite sport other than human cockfighting: basketball
MMA fight his writing style most closely resembles: Kampmann vs. McFedries
Zak
From: the Buckeye Overrated football team State
Physique: Lanky, skinny, famished
Highlight of career: photo of Gus Johnson
Favorite sport other than human cockfighting: the new human cockfighting aka football
Favorite martial art: whatever Chael Sonnen hates, e.g., Muay Thai and Jiu-Jistu
MMA fight his writing style most closely resembles: Carwin vs. Gonzaga
Wish these two gentlemen luck, and know that whoever loses, we all win.
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