Kyle Larson made a commercial about pooping
A new commercial reveals more about Kyle Larson than you ever wanted to know.


Ed Szczepanski-USA TODAY Sports
Kyle Larson is one of the more talented rookies to race in NASCAR in some time and his ability has drawn comparisons to Jeff Gordon and Tony Stewart, both multi-time Sprint Cup champions.
Naturally, fans are interested in Larson and want to know more about the prodigious 21-year-old. However, did anyone they really want to know about his, um, wiping habits?
Sponsor Cottonelle thinks so, as Larson stars in a new commercial for the toilet paper company. In the video released Tuesday, NASCAR’s top rookie describes his bathroom habits in a frank conversation with a British woman, who apparently knows no boundaries.
“Do you wake up in the morning (and think), ‘How can I give my bum some love?’” she asks Larson. “Do you neglect it? ... I’m hearing from you that you kind of neglect your bum.”
“I wouldn’t say I neglect it,” Larson responds.
Then, in a moment that he will be hard-pressed to live down, Larson reveals that he’s a “dry wiper.”
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