If you want the attention of the Twitter world, you tweet at about 6:00 P.M. on a Friday, when people are definitely not desperately making arrangements to temporarily divorce themselves from their computers and drink a beer. LeBron James knows this, and over the past few minutes, he's plastered a series of advertisements on Twitter feeds everywhere. I'm censoring the actual brand names, because they ain't getting any free advertisement from me. Just know that each of these is the No. 1 brand in their respective industries.
LeBron James Likes Things, Source: Twitter
****!! Best beverage brand in the WORLD!!
****!! Best creators of shoes in the WORLD!! Catch up
****!! Best Fast Food chain in the WORLD!! Catch up
Either LeBron is being paid or he is the single least interesting person in the entire world. Whatever the case, I’m expecting to see these tweets in the coming minutes:
Western Hemisphere!! Best hemisphere in the WORLD!! Catch up
Oxygen!! Best breathable element in the WORLD!! Catch up
Pulmonary system!! Best system in the HUMAN BODY!! Catch up
Stairs!! Best access to the second floor in the WORLD!! Catch up
Existence!! Best presupposition in EXISTENCE!! Catch up
Ketchup!! Best ketchup in KETCHUP!! Ketchup
VCRs needed it, and now Twitter needs it: commercial skip.
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