Him: I like your time machine. Did you paint the glittery flames on the sides yourself?
A Casual Conversation With A Guy From The Year 1985
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You: No. That happens because of time travel. Anyway, I just arrived from the 2010s. Turns out that the Nets are now co-owned by a rapper.
↵Him: ...
↵You: The other co-owner is the President of Russia. They are friends. They drink champagne together and stuff.
↵Him: [instinctively throws VHS cassette rewinder at your face, runs away shrieking]
↵You: [yelling after him] Why don’t you just use your VCR to rewind your tapes?
↵Him: I DON’T KNOOOOOOOW
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