Back in May, Andray Blatche hosted “Lapdance Tuesday” at a club in Miami. Jokes were made; hands were rung. But y’all have it all wrong, says Blatche, for Lapdance Tuesday has nothing to do with lap dances.
Andray Blatche Declares That ‘Lapdance Tuesdays’ Include No Lap Dances
“That’s the one thing that kind of got me frustrated,” he said. “People were like, ‘Aw, he’s at a strip club!‘ Or ‘He’s at a party where they give lap dances!’ That was far from the case. It wasn’t even close to the case. Everybody down in Miami knows that on Tuesday nights it’s a club called Cameo. It’s a club. Like if you go to Park, Josephine or Love here. On Tuesdays, it’s their theme. That’s how it is. It was a regular club. There were no lap dances involved. Nobody got no lap dances, no nothing.”
That’s just like when you go LobsterFest at Red Lobster. There isn’t any lobster involved. Nobody gets no lobsters, no nothing.
(Jokes aside, the community work Blatche discusses in Lee’s story is commendable, and well worth applause.)
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