Imagine how awful media day must be for the Orlando Magic this year. Just hundred and hundreds of questions about Dwight Howard. What did you think of the trade? What did you think of the way Dwight handled things? Can the team survive without him? What will the team miss most?
Dwight Howard was great at farting
The best Dwight Howard news from NBA media day didn’t happen in L.A.
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Glen Davis was asked what the #Magic will miss most about Dwight Howard. Davis' answer: Dwight's flatulence.
— Josh Robbins (@JoshuaBRobbins) October 2, 2012
Glen Davis: "The thing we're going to miss most about Dwight is his farting ability."
— Josh Robbins (@JoshuaBRobbins) October 2, 2012
Glen Davis re: Dwight Howard: "A great farter. He can fart. He can fart loud -- the loudest farts. Silent farts."
— Josh Robbins (@JoshuaBRobbins) October 2, 2012
Yeah, if there’s any justice in the world, that’s the final word on Dwight in Orlando. He farted loud, he farted silent, he farted all the time, really. Maybe even the greatest farter in franchise history. But then in the end, not a huge loss. We all know Glen Davis is more than capable of filling the void in that locker room.
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