Sunday night was a red-letter day, and not because of the NBA Playoffs, the Stanley Cup playoffs or anything that happened on a baseball diamond. No, on Sunday, world-famous ESPN reporter, anchor and analyst Chris Berman finally joined the ranks of the global phenomenon that is Twitter. We here at SB Nation are overjoyed at Boomer coming to us 24/7, straight from his pickled brain to our smartphones. We decided to envision some tweets that we might have the pleasure of reading at some point in the future. (UPDATE: Apparently, @ESPN_C_Berman is a fake account. Our fake tweets after the jump are no less fun.)
What To Expect From Chris Berman On Twitter
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
What wonders might the Chris Berman Twitter feed behold? We thought long and hard on the subject and used all our powers of precognition. Perhaps Berman’s future tweets might look something kind of like this:
Or perhaps this:
Or maybe some moments of personal revelation?
Welcome to Twitter, Boomer. May your words continue to delight us as much as your presiding over the annual Home Run Derby has delighted the manufacturers of mute buttons.
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